A theatah exercise, hold up a phial full of imaginary liquid- that liquid is ...
Essence of Ham
Most Efficacious!
Directions for use:
- think of something that is worrying you
- place three drops of Ham Essence on each wrist
- wait 23 seconds for it to be absorbed
- Start to rant at the people around you, whatever is on your mind using voice, gesture song and any means necessary. Start you sentence 'and another thing ... ' keep going for at least 2 minutes. Sometimes the essence will last longer, or keep going until you have expunged all bile from your being
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