Thursday, 29 December 2016

Essence of Ham ( A Theatah Exercise)

A theatah exercise, hold up a phial full of imaginary liquid- that liquid is ...

Essence of Ham
Most Efficacious!

Directions for use:

  1. think of something that is worrying you
  2. place three drops of Ham Essence on each wrist
  3. wait 23 seconds for it to be absorbed
  4. Start to rant at  the people around you, whatever is on your mind using voice, gesture song and any means necessary. Start you sentence 'and another thing ... ' keep going for at least 2 minutes. Sometimes the essence will last longer, or keep going until you have expunged all bile from your being  

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